My wife and I love Brian Regan. Great stand-up comedian. Here's Brian discussing some of the differences between men and women.
And discussing his thoughts on books and movies.
The fall of the wall, plus 20
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It took me a while to get around to posting this, but I thought this was very interesting. Rickey Henderson was inducted into the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame on Sunday, and his speech was one of the most anticipated in the history of these ceremonies. Rickey is well-known for his "Rickey-isms," which usually include a reference to himself in the 3rd person combined with cocky, arrogant, albeit usually fairly accurate claims of his own greatness.
Rickey would like to thank the Hall of Fame for making a bronze statue of Rickey. Rickey looks dapper in bronze. Rickey looks even better in a uniform and neon-green Mizuno batting gloves. Would anybody like to hire Rickey?
Rickey can run. Not could run. Can run. Rickey keeps himself in "Rickey Shape" by lifting bases over Rickey's head and chanting "Rickey's The Greatest Of All Time."
When Rickey played for the A's, Rickey's teammates used performance enhancing drugs that made them almost as good as Rickey. If Rickey took those drugs, you'd get "Super-Rickey." "Super-Rickey" is too good and it wouldn't be fair for everyone who's not Rickey.
Rickey was a great a teammate. Just ask that guy who played second base when Rickey was in Oakland. He wasn't as good as Rickey, but Rickey got paid a lot more, so Rickey didn't mind. Rickey doesn't remember his name.
COOPERSTOWN, NY—Baseball fans across the nation admitted to feeling "cheated" and "let down" by Rickey Henderson Sunday as the all-time stolen-base leader, known for his brash statements and bizarre turns of phrase, gave a humble and coherent Hall of Fame induction speech with overtones of humor and pathos. "He spoke pretty much like a normal human being," Oakland resident Darryl Kleinman said. "That’s not why I traveled across the country. I wanted him to get up there and, I don’t know, scream that he was the greatest athlete to ever grace God’s green earth, or announce that he was going to come back and play for the Nationals, or address the crowd in second person. Nobody wants to hear about how much he loves baseball."
Album Release Date: January 27, 20091. “Come To The Water” - Chris Tomlin, Martin Smith, Kirk Franklin & Watoto Choir
2. “Shout Praise” - Israel Houghton, Darlene Zschech & tobyMac
3. “King Of Wonders” - Matt Redman, Tim Hughes & Joel Houston
4. “Lead Me To The Rock” - Paul Baloche & Lakewood Choir
5. “We Won't Stay Silent” - Tim Hughes & Steven Curtis Chapman
6. “Highly Favoured” - Amy Grant, Michael W. Smith & Watoto Choir
7. “Fill My Cup” - Martin Smith, CeCe Winans & Lakewood Choir
8. “Friend Of The Poor” - Andy Park & Leeland Mooring
9. “King Of The Broken” - Darlene Zschech, Israel Houghton, Leeland Mooring & Lakewood Choir
10. “You Have Shown Us” - Paul Baloche, Steven Curtis Chapman & Chris Tomlin
11. “Until The Day” - Graham Kendrick & Darlene Zschech
12. “Let It Glow” - tobyMac & Kirk Franklin
13. “So Great” - Michael W. Smith, Christy Nockels & Israel Houghton
14. “There Is Always A Song” - Martin Smith, Steven Curtis Chapman & Watoto Choir
Album Release Date: March 3, 2009
Great post from iMonk on Friday that points out the ridiculousness of many things we, as evangelical Christians, do. I share his list not just to point out faults in fellow Christians, but as a reminder to myself, because I believe we all fall into many of these things from time to time. I especially loved and needed to hear 5,6, and 10.“If we believe the Gospel, doesn’t it seem a bit contradictory to….”
1. Adopt a pious and pretty obviously phony kind of overly serious demeanor?
2. Always point out the sins of your favorite target groups like gays or political liberals or Hollywood?
3. Not have your beliefs about church challenged at all? Ever? For any reason?
4. Hold on to all of your money and possessions exactly like the non-Christians next door?
5. Not be able to explain the Gospel in any kind of coherent manner, or even to lay out the basics of the Gospel in a talk, lesson, conversation or (God help us) sermon?
6. Be more concerned about the culture war, the environment or politics than about missions in the 10/40 window or resourcing the church in Asia and Africa?
7. Still harbor the idea that most Christians are probably in your denomination, and while they may exist elsewhere, it’s kind of a miracle, because your church is really the only church that God actually uses in a serious way?
8. Not really care what’s in the song lyrics you use in worship?
9. Be so sure we know exactly how God is applying the Gospel through the Holy Spirit in the lives of other people?
10. To not be absolutely staggered with wonder, humility and awe?
Album Release Date: February 26, 2008
A related item - Sojourn has recently released a new album of entirely re-done Watts' hymns called Over The Grave. It's extremely good and I highly recommend checking it out. The first track alone, "Warrior" is worth the price of the album. Great stuff.
C.J.: What single bit of counsel has made the most significant difference in your effective use of time?
Piper: A great tree will fall with many small chops. Pray for daily grace to keep chopping.
I mentioned last week that you can pre-order Derek Webb's new album, Stockholm Syndrome, and get an immediate digital download. I've been listening the album a ton since I got my download, and I'm absolutely loving it. It is extremely different from anything Derek's done in the past musically, and lyrically, he's ratcheting up the in-your-faceness to 11. This isn't background music. It's jarring, controversial, truth-laced, "did-he-just-say-that?" music. Lots will be written about this album. Lots will be negative (many already have been). Hopefully, some will get the point and see things differently.In Webb's Christian venue, of course, words still have that power. The closest thing to an official explanation I've heard for why INO won't release the song "What Matters More" is that it includes a dirty word beginning with "s." (In some evangelical circles, the shot of Moore smoking tobacco on his own Texas porch is proof enough that "Stockholm Syndrome" grew out of an atmosphere of moral lassitude.) Another strike, obviously, is Webb's thorough-going critique of the evangelical culture's moral self-regard, particularly its "reckless" rejection of homosexuals. "If I can tell what's in your heart by what comes out of your mouth," he sings on "What Matters More, "it sure seems like being straight is what this is all about."
But this kind of attack on Christian complacency is not news. In books, speeches and songs, evangelical thinkers and artists have been openly questioning their culture's strident emphasis on sexuality. The critique is not even a departure for Webb. His Dylan-esque 2007 album "The Ringing Bell" became notorious for its song "Savior on Capitol Hill," chiding Christians for trying to restore the Christian nation through politics. The news here is Webb's reinvention as a techno-beat wizard, and that, with his latest turnover in style, controversy has become Webb's only constant.
This makes for a slippery soapbox. Webb wants his fellow Christians to see how they have adopted the principles of the larger culture that has taken them hostage. (Stockholm Syndrome refers to the tendency of hostages to sympathize with the goals of their kidnappers.) Webb's refusal to fit a format, to accept what's merely working, to be hostage to an audience, is exciting to watch. But to see him do it while aiming for the Billboard Hot List risks confusion or, worse, disingenuousness. But the charge in "Stockholm Syndrome" is precisely its ambiguity, something few Christian artists have achieved, or even attempted.
Saw these on a blog I frequent, and just had to share. Chuck Norris is awesome.
Album Release Date: April 7, 2009
Derek Webb's new album, Stockholm Syndrome, is available for pre-order starting today. You get an immediate download of the album with the pre-order. He also has different packages you can choose from with cool extras (including a documentary and participation in choosing songs for Derek to cover). Cool stuff.Stockholm Syndrome Trailer from Derek Webb on Vimeo.
Album Release Date: June 2, 2009Oh, God, are you listening now? As this cancer dances through her, and then takes a bow. It won’t disappoint the crowd, whose word is a curse, as I hear them one-by-one. Please pull the string, and I come undone.
Kevin DeYoung and Tim Kluck, authors of Why We're Not Emergent (one of my all-time favorite books), have a new book called Why We Love the Church - In Praise of Institutions and Organized Religion. I really love that subtitle by the way.Here's what Bono, Oprah, and the guru speakers on PBS won't tell you: Jesus believed in organized religion and he founded an institution. Of course, Jesus had no patience for religious hacks and self-righteous wannabes, but he was still Jewish. And as Jew, he read the Holy Book, worshiped in the synagogue, and kept Torah. He did not start a movement of latte-drinking disciples who excelled in spiritual conversations. He founded the church (Matt. 16:18) and commissioned the apostles to proclaim the good news that Israel's Messiah had come and the sins of the world could be forgiven through his death on the cross (Matt. 28:18-20; Acts 2:14-36)...
...We've been in the church our whole lives and are not blind to its failings. Churches can be boring, hypocritical, hurtful, and inept. The church is full of sinners. Which is kind of the point. Christians are worse than you think. Our Savior is better than you imagine.