A sampling of rules that all church youth groups should employ from the Stuff Christians Like website:2. Only one “dude with an acoustic guitar” will be allowed per youth group.
3. If you go on a retreat and you’re boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t go, they should expect to get dumped when you return home. Cause that’s happening.
6. All youth group retreats should be held at locations that could double for horror movie backdrops because it adds to the intensity of the weekend.
7. Youth group volunteers who are helping out primarily to relive their own high school glory days vicariously through the teens will be removed quickly and quietly.
13. The one parent who complains about something you did will not be empowered to steer the entire course of the youth group. The 50 other parents who didn’t complain will also be considered.
16. If the youth minister changes his/her tone of voice, vocabulary and outfit, when they get around youth, saying things like, “Yo, my tweets are blowing up, we ballin’ on a budget,” that youth minister will be hit with water balloons filled with honey.
Check out the whole list, which includes a discussion of "the side hug," at Stuff Christians Like.
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